Category: Cats
I’m Sorry Cat (12, with video song)
Inspired by Shaggy’s It Wasn’t Me And MY VERSION! (Yo’, man) Yo (Open up, man) What do you want, man? My cat just caught me. (You let him catch you?) I don’t know how I let this happen (With who?) The memes, you know. Man I don’t know what to do (Say it wasn’t you) Alright … More I’m Sorry Cat (12, with video song)
I’m Sorry Cat (11)
Cat, I am not sorry. This time, I am thankful. I am so thankful that you make people have allergic reactions. You have no idea how useful that can be! Because of your fur and dander, it keeps away loads of family and friends that I would otherwise have to host for Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter … More I’m Sorry Cat (11)
I’m Sorry Cat (10)
I’m sorry, Cat, that sometimes you get mad. In fact, sometimes you get so mad at me like when I don’t give you enough treats or I look at you the wrong way that you decide to declare protest and sleep in your tiny bed downstairs. I’m sure it’s uncomfortable and unpleasant in every way … More I’m Sorry Cat (10)
I’m Sorry Cat (Part 9)
A little story about my therapy cat… … More I’m Sorry Cat (Part 9)
I’m Sorry Cat (8)
I’m sorry cat that I’m about to share the special song I sing to you when it’s cuddle time. It’s cute and adorable and I’m your human mom so it’s thus my job to embarrass you… “Aw sha baby. Aw sha baby. Aw sha baby. Aw. Aw sha baby. Aw sha baby. Aw sha baby … More I’m Sorry Cat (8)
I’m Sorry Cat (7)
I’m sorry cat… that I give you cocaine, I mean catnip. I’m not trying to make you an addict. I’m trying to make you exercise because you’re fat. 〈 Read more about my therapy cat here. 〉 〉 Part 8 of I’m Sorry Cat is here.
I’m Sorry Cat (6)
I’m sorry that I made the decision to make your News Years Resolution to lose weight. I know you like your treats, but I’m the boss. I’M THE BOSS. I know you think you’re in charge, but alas, I control the cupboard. 〈 Read more about my therapy cat here. 〉 〉 Part 7 of I’m … More I’m Sorry Cat (6)
I’m Sorry Cat (5)
I’m sorry cat that at 8AM exactly, the urgency to eat overcomes you to the extent you need to meow louder and louder at my bedroom door. For the 5 minutes it takes me to get out of bed, with each of those many passing moments in them, each meow that comes from your mouth … More I’m Sorry Cat (5)
I’m Sorry Cat (Part 4)
I’m sorry Cat, that when you are sleeping I roll over/get a pillow/breathe. I know you need your 18 hours of sleep and when you take over my bed it is my duty to lay as still as possible. Every night I fail, and it is right of you to pounce on me, meow … More I’m Sorry Cat (Part 4)